Daddy, daddy, why are these two kings kissing each other in this book?"

"Kissing each other?  Let me see."

The story I am referring to is "King & King", and can be found at the Merizo Public Library.  It's about a prince, or actually two princes, who marry each other.  The story, replete with an overbearing mother, and absent father, has the Queen's  son  presented with  princess after princess, but he falls in love with the brother of one of the most beautiful princess.  There's a wedding, a wedding kiss, and they all live "happily ever after."

Just the right story for Dads to read to their little boys - you know, for their proper psycho-sexual development... I'm wondering if our public school libraries also have books like these.  If so, are public school employees reading them to our children?  Without our permission?